To ensure holiday delivery, please order by DECEMBER 14, 2023. With December 25, 2023 falling on a Monday we have to push our shipping deadline forward to accommodate our customers.


 Tyler "Hoovie" Hoover is a self proclaimed automotive idiot savant with a proclivity towards vehicular masochism, and suffers from compulsive buying disorder. This causes him to make horrible vehicle car purchases that often test the limits of his sanity and bank account. Hoovie hoards a revolving group of cars he calls "The Hooptie Fleet".
Despite clearly missing a few brains cells, Tyler is a somewhat functional adult. His recently created YouTube channel documenting his antics has over 1 million subscribers and more than 317 million views. He is a regular columnist for and The Star Magazine, and has contributed to various other print and online media.  
Unlike some of his cars, Hoovie's apparel is made of high quality materials and Hoovie reports he looks way sexier wearing them. 
By purchasing an item, be aware your money is enabling more really bad decisions and Hoovie's inevitable doom.