Hooptie Fleet Headquarters

ABOUT

 Tyler "Hoovie" Hoover is a self proclaimed automotive idiot savant with a proclivity towards vehicular masochism, and suffers from compulsive buying disorder. This causes him to make horrible vehicle car purchases that often test the limits of his sanity and bank account. Hoovie hoards a revolving group of cars he calls "The Hooptie Fleet".
Despite clearly missing a few brains cells, Tyler is a somewhat functional adult. His recently created YouTube channel documenting his antics has over 100,000 subscribers and more than 10 million views. He is a regular columnist for Autotrader.com/Oversteer and The Star Magazine, and has contributed to various other print and online media.  
Unlike some of his cars, Hoovie's apparel is made of high quality materials. The shirts are 100% cotton and unisex, and Hoovie reports he looks way sexier wearing them. 
By purchasing an item, be aware your money is enabling more really bad decisions and Hoovie's inevitable doom.